this is me right now...making my im embarrassed to be taking a photobooth in public but im going to smile anyway and play it off face..im coming to america...well trying to :( you like the product placement?? thats the bag of free stuff i got for looking like a sad puppy...
(blog disclaimer...no offense to immigrants..french people..italians..daft punk or short people)
I just want to put Alitalia on blasssssttttt for being so GHETTO and student universe on blast for being..um ghetto-er..lol well readers...im officially at the border with no driftwood...im stuck in FRANCE cuz my PLANE LEFT ME!!!! BAD ENOUGH student ghetto universe only had connecting flights...but i figured who am i to snub a pit stop in ROME and I was actually excited about it WRONG MOVE!!! BEFOOORRREEE you jumppp to conclusions and stereotype me as one of those "oh she thinks shes cute fashionably late people" I justtt want to let you know that I woke up ON TIME and got to the airport ALSO ON TIME! 11:15 flight...plane takes off...10:45 why?? to leave me stranded and piss me off!!! those Eye Talians man i swear pronto prego pronto prego!!!!! ppl warned me about Alitalia being bootleg but i just didnt listen..they dont pay attention to the time and furthermore who is on the plane!!! I checked all 3 of my bags and was assured that i would be fine i would make it on to the plane after all it wasnt due to leave for like 20 mins...but no they want to stop me and look through all of my art supplies like I am a terrorist smuggling bombs over baghdad!!!! im so mad right now!!!!!! sorry nesha I WILL BE missing the party tonight...but not because i would rather sleep on the floor in the airport alone with french people who dont respect personal space...which brings me to my other point about jabbing a man in the stomach for invading my personal space while trying to get decent cup of coffee at some bootleg non starbucks establishment...he cut me off..and then yelled at me about something in french and all i could say was get behind me im first..like im in 1st grade or something..it was kind of funny but he didnt laugh..im tired and i have already had 3 arguments in the airport today about personal space and obama..long story...but at the risk of sounding like a total brat i just want to say that... this only happened because my baggage was over the KILO limit come onnnn world cant we all just use pounds!!!!!i weighed it on a kiddie kilo scale b4 i left and did the conversion online but...that was not the best way to tell..since they weighed my bag with an elephant scale...anywho i had to buy another luggage an stuff a bunch of stuff in it..mega expense..DO NOT get me started on that! even my Audrey pillow is somewhere suffocating in a duffel bag right now :( i hope she is ok! I have been trying to get back to NY for the past few hours but everything is FULL and of course just my luck first class is empty if anyone wants to donate 5000 euro for me to sip champagne is last nights clothes with my headscarf on...i will take the early christmas present...(brb) well i just found out my luggage is not in rome...its fine..its in the airport and when i get a flight it will be put on it with me..i also got a free toothbrush t shirt soap and towel out of it along with a lecture from an african man about why i dont speak french and i have been here since august...merci boucoup universe...i guess this is better than the plane crashing tho...ill update when i know more about my whereabouts..OH AND AS IF THE UNIVERSE WERE NOT CRUEL ENOUGH! my makeup is wearing off! lol no joking but there is a snow storm in NY what the heck!!!! chances are i am still flying to rome in the AM and I just hope things go smoothly from there..because I was planning on a macaroni and cheese dinner this christmas....not a plate of spaghetti solo if you know what i mean :(
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