"If you wanna go out with a girl, you gotta have money, if you wanna go out with a lot of girls you gotta have a lot of money, if you dont have money, stay your ass home! I mean if a man goes out with girls..he should pay the tab, if not, then he isn't a man and he should stay his ass home"
-Mil of Switzerland aka Movie Mike aka A-MILLIE Swizzy LOL
NOW...I have not added subtracted divided or multiplied any of that quote..straight from the horses mouth so dont shoot the messenger (me)...especially my male readers! LOL often a topic of debate amoungst my guy friends...so Im pretty sure I have to hear an earful after this post...and in fact I am hoping to start a small battle fo the sexes which is why I even mentioned it, but I really wish I had video of him saying it, because it was hilarious!
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So we went to the Latin Quarter...and as always we had fun :) at a bar that did not require high heels after a long day of walking at Versailles...
next stop...fun fun fun!
where we landed...
me and Jesse
Ece and Esra from Turkey and Kara from London
smoke filled...im a sucker for cool decor
my milkshake brings all the :) BY THE WAYYY pina colada in france SUCKS the waitor explained the process of making rum here, its like 5 times distilled and very potent...gross...I dont get why they cant just use malibu....so dont be fooled it may look good..but it taste like soap foam with nail polish remover in it! lol
...can't go wrong wit that...
when the time comes for me to get married....I know my friends are going to push for a bachelorette party...but really even seeing stuff like this im embarassed...i guess you figured it out by now...a bunch of girls and a bride to be parading around the latin quarter with a larger than LIFE blowup....external organ rained on our innocent parade, lol well...NOTHING about this screams I AM ABOUT TO GET MARRIED! is that really how women celebrate? The march of the penis??? SO take note girls...id much rather a "tea party with cucumber sandwiches with the crust cut off" (from brown sugar my fav movie) no really tho IF YOU MUST get a Will Demps look alike..to back flip out of a cake...fine...but this..was an embarassment to the bridal party...and does that mean her soon to be husband was somewhere in paris parading around with a giant.....nevermind....moving on...
NO you guys go ahead...I'll have a shot of EVIAN! lol
WHAAAAT!
WHY?
mil did it...and why? i honestly dont know..but I know it went toooo far...and that WAS my drink before it was...uh absorbed? lol
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NOW...to end this post i have a SPECIAL gift...I dont know what it means..and who started it...but its annoying and i dont get it..soooo to everyone who has ever done this to me....GROW UP! AND....................
I GOT YOU
WE GOT YOU
YEAH..IM PRETTY SURE WE ALL GOT YOU
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